Tonight should be a very exciting one in which our wonderful President extols the virtues of income redistribution to all the unfortunates ones who are not part of the evil 1%.
This in itself should be enough to excite most Americans, unless you're a bigoted racist.
However, the highlight of the evening (after chiding the ugly Republicans for refusing to cooperate with him) will be our wonderful President singing several selections from the Rev Al Green song book. He'll be accompanied by Nancy Pelosi on the flute and Harry Reid on the kazoo.
Expect numerous standing ovations.
Unfortunately I'll have to miss tonights Gala. I'll be reorganizing my sock drawer.
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Posted 24 January 2012 - 01:21 PM
*Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming - "WOW, What a ride!"
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Posted 24 January 2012 - 01:45 PM
Where is that vomit smiley??
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Posted 24 January 2012 - 07:09 PM
Why bother? Here is the REAL state of the union...
8.9% unemployment
19.9% effective unemployment (taking into account the underemployed, and those who have given up looking)
Record deficits and record debt.
Tremendous loss of prestige around the globe.
Executive branch snubbing and ignoring the Constitution.
$3.65 per gallon for gasoline.
That's enough, even though there is more. Nothing Obama can say will make that go away. Nothing. So don't waste your time...I hear the Home Shopping Network is featurning knitting needles tonight...
8.9% unemployment
19.9% effective unemployment (taking into account the underemployed, and those who have given up looking)
Record deficits and record debt.
Tremendous loss of prestige around the globe.
Executive branch snubbing and ignoring the Constitution.
$3.65 per gallon for gasoline.
That's enough, even though there is more. Nothing Obama can say will make that go away. Nothing. So don't waste your time...I hear the Home Shopping Network is featurning knitting needles tonight...
I am straight, white, male and conservative. Now what else can I do to piss you off today?
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Posted 24 January 2012 - 09:44 PM
I wish we had Mitch Daniels.
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Posted 24 January 2012 - 10:48 PM
I decided to isolate my athletic socks from my formal attire. I also implemented the military wrap and fold for my underwear saving a great deal of space. I can now keep my toenail clippings collection in the same drawer. This is all part of my new "living green" initiative.!!
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Posted 25 January 2012 - 12:39 AM
I like this one:
TennesseeT, on 24 January 2012 - 01:45 PM, said:
Where is that vomit smiley??
Everything I needed to learn about Islam, I learned on 9/11
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Posted 26 January 2012 - 03:48 PM
In case you missed the State of the Union speech last night and thought you missed something…don’t fret it was the same State of the Union speech he gave in 2010 and 2011….(see link below)
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Posted 27 January 2012 - 12:52 PM
Here are the SOTU address notes from Human Events:
The short version:
"I went ... I know ... My ... My ... I took office ... I'm president ... I will work ... I intend ... I will oppose ... I want ... I took ... I refused ... me ... my ... my ... me ... I will sign ... I set ... I will go ... I will not ... I promise ... I hear ... I want ... me ... My ... I want ... I am ... I spoke ... me ... I believe ... my ... I took ... me ... I will sign ... my ... my ... my ... I will not ... I will not walk ... I will not cede ... I will ... I'm directing ... my ... I will sign ... I've ... my ... my ... I've ... I guess ... I will not ... I will ... I will not ... I will ... my ... I told ... my ...me ... my ... I get ... I don't ... I recognize ... I bet ... I've ... me ... I will ... I ask ... I've ... me ... I believe ... my ... my ... I can ... I have ... I will take ... I mean ... I intend ... I've ... I've ... I've ... me ... I began ... my ... I sat ... me for president ... me ... I look ... I'm (Applause.)"![:36_20_7[1]:](http://untothebreach.net/public/style_emoticons/default/36_20_7[1].gif)
The short version:
"I went ... I know ... My ... My ... I took office ... I'm president ... I will work ... I intend ... I will oppose ... I want ... I took ... I refused ... me ... my ... my ... me ... I will sign ... I set ... I will go ... I will not ... I promise ... I hear ... I want ... me ... My ... I want ... I am ... I spoke ... me ... I believe ... my ... I took ... me ... I will sign ... my ... my ... my ... I will not ... I will not walk ... I will not cede ... I will ... I'm directing ... my ... I will sign ... I've ... my ... my ... I've ... I guess ... I will not ... I will ... I will not ... I will ... my ... I told ... my ...me ... my ... I get ... I don't ... I recognize ... I bet ... I've ... me ... I will ... I ask ... I've ... me ... I believe ... my ... my ... I can ... I have ... I will take ... I mean ... I intend ... I've ... I've ... I've ... me ... I began ... my ... I sat ... me for president ... me ... I look ... I'm (Applause.)"
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Posted 27 January 2012 - 05:38 PM
YUP, it is all about The One.....
I am a free-market, pro-liberty, classical liberal.
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